Okay, I know I posted this on my LJ a few days ago, but...

Sagittarius Style:
In vino vertias -- and for Sagittarius, in booze
blurtiness:
when battered, they'll spill all your secrets and
many of their own. Tactlessness aside,
Sagittarius is just plain fun to get drunk or
drink with. This is the sign of serious
partying (what else would you expect from the
sign of Sinatra, Keith Richards, the Bush twins
and Anna Nicole Smith?); they're the people who
chat up everyone in the room, then persuade the
entire crowed to travel some place else -- like
a night club, or a playground, or Cancun. Good
natured hijinks are sure to ensue (including a
high possibility of loopy groping; spontanious
Sag is a brilliant booty call.)


Alcohoroscopes MRK 2- the stars and your drinking style
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I know I obsess over stuff I should just leave in the past, but dammit, I was thinking last night during my "Sex and the City" marathon...there was an episode where Carrie got mugged, and Miranda ended up going out to dinner with the detective investigating Carrie's case, and just because Miranda got totally wasted on their date, he suggested that she go to A.A. meetings. That is stupid. It's not like these women are stark, raving alcoholics or something. It's all about recreational drinking. And of course, stupid me, I told Dan about what happened this weekend. He's all, "That doesn't sound much like you at all, Holly," blah blah blah, "I worry about you, you're my friend," blah blah blah. Well, I learned my lesson, dammit. It's not like I drink often, and when I do, it's not even that much, so I don't know what Dan's being so whiny about. I don't need a lecture from him about my social activities. Frankly, I think Dan is being a total stick in the mud, and I hate when people get oh-so-worried about me like that. He's acting like I'm on a downward spiral or something when I'm not.

Why the hell do I let him bother me like this?! Why the hell do I even bother to associate with him anymore in the first place? He acts like my A&E Biographer when Justice--Justice, of all people--asks him what's up with me. She knows that he and I don't exactly see things eye to eye and aren't as close as we used to be. If she's so curious about me and my life, why doesn't she just ask me herself instead of asking through the grapevine? I don't understand people sometimes. She's the one who has strongly urged me to distance myself from Dan, so what the hell is this?

But anyway...speaking of my Alcohoroscope...did I act stupid or loopy or anything like that? I know I flashed my tits, but did I end up saying or doing anything else stupid? Did I pull a Britney Spears or anything?

Your Britney. You're breaking free from the
innocent school-girl image and becoming an
edgier, older, more sexy woman.


Which Britney Spears Personality Are You?
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Oops, I did it again. Someone kill me now. *hangs herself*

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